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THE SACRED LIST / PATCH 2.0

FUEL FOR
THE CHOSEN.

A completely fictional menu. Prices are imaginary. Hunger is unfortunately real.

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LEGENDARY / S TIER

The Original Skewer

Juicy grilled bites, smoky aura, and a mysterious sprinkle of “trust me bro”.

12.99 XP
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SUPPORT CLASS / CRUNCHY

Onion Rings of Wisdom

They make you cry, but in a character-development kind of way.

6.50 XP
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MYTHIC / HANDHELD

Lavash Portal

A warm wrap capable of transporting your taste buds to another dimension.

9.00 XP
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RARE / SAUCE MAGIC

Garlic Nebula Dip

One spoonful. Three dimensions. Zero regrets.

4.20 XP

⚠️ Disclaimer: No actual food is served here. This menu exists in the imagination and possibly in your dreams.